thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
She just used a chaser for red wine.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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