They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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