So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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