its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
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I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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