I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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