VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
How does one acquire holy water?
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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