somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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