My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
