turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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