my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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