after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
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