it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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