Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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