You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Jerry, you need to find god
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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