You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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