and next time when you feel me up, do it right
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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