Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
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