HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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