how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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