BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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