Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
