So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Randomize
