so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I just pulled a feather out of my vagina.
I am not joking.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize