You really coming over, don't trick.
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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