His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
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