I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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