The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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