You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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