Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
It's never too late to be topless.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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