Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
and other hilarious jokes you can tell yourself
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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