he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
You're my best friend, so I'm kinda scared to say this, but.....I kinda feel odd when I show up with you at your family events and I have banged or blown at least 3 people in the room
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