Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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