1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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