She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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