I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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