my vag is so smooth its legendary
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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