I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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