I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
You are the funniest drunk Jew I know. Never in my life have I witnessed someone respond, "Is your dick kosher?" while being picked-up on.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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