You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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