Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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