I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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