Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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