If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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