No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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