I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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