I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
My breasts were aching with rage.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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