i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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