I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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