No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Randomize
