Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Randomize
