you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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