so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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