I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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