Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I hate when laundry day is determined by the number of cum stains on my bed
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
i dont even know how to be here
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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