Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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